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Dean's friend Alison is standing in the back of a parked U-Haul truck, covering one eye. Alison's brother Liam is lying on the ground beside the truck. Alison's dad approaches the scene and says: "What happened?" Alison says: "He elbowed me in the eye!" Liam says: "She eyed me in the elbow!"

Assigning blame

ByDean Mang-Wooley August 23, 2008October 18, 2016 2008, Calgary
Post Tags: #2008#Alison#blame#Calgary#elbow#eye#friends#moving#truck#Uhaul#van

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