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Dean is sitting across from their friend David in a restaurant, holding their wallet in one hand. Their wallet is bulging with receipts. David says: I love your fat wallet. Dean says: I can't make it any thinner. David says: Those are load-bearing receipts.

Fat wallet

ByDean Mang-Wooley June 1, 2018 2018, Calgary
Post Tags: #2018#Calgary#David#fat#load-bearing#receipts#wallet

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