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Panel one: Dean's brother Jordan belches loudly, making a grotesque face. Panel two: Jordan makes a face and says: "ugh." Panel three: Jordan says: "I've been belching non-stop ever since I ate that sausage sandwich." Text at the bottom explains what a sausage sandwich is: "2 full sausages between 2 slices of bread."

Sausage sandwich

ByDean Mang-Wooley August 19, 2008October 16, 2016 2008, Calgary
Post Tags: #2008#belch#belching#bread#brother#burp#burping#Calgary#family#Jordan#sandwich#sausage

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