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Dean and their mom are making grilled sandwiches in the kitchen. Dean picks up a container of mayonnaise and says: "What's the date on this?" Dean's mom looks at the container and says: "2008...", then she gets a concerned look on her face and continues: "April...10th."

Mayonnaise

ByDean Mang-Wooley September 15, 2008November 1, 2016 2008, Calgary
Post Tags: #2008#Calgary#family#food#mayonnaise#mom#sandwich

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